BREAKING NEWS: New Biden Condition has WH Doctors Extremely Concerned

His condition even affected a portion of his Putin call - censored from the public

Biden’s latest health concern has actually been a condition for quite some time - stretching back decades, as a matter of fact. But with careful management it has been - while perhaps not quite completely hidden from public knowledge - at least mitigated with careful control of appearances and strict guidance on what to say and not say.

However, the newness is that the condition is now chronic, and has progressed to the point of obviousness to even the indoctrinated, misguided, imbeciles who helped place this tool in office. Even the MSM is having trouble covering for this puppet.

Biden’s deteriorating condition and confusion was evident during the Thanksgiving holiday, as he sent this message out to members of the DNC:

This all follows a censored exchange that he had with Putin as part of their last phone call. At the tail end of the call, Biden reminded Putin of his promise to visit soon and to take him to Disney World for a spin on the Mary Poppins Theme Ride. Putin reminded Biden that ice cream was included, too, but everything was conditional on Biden’s reciprocal promise: Putin will take him to DW so long as Biden stands clear of Russia’s intent to invade Ukraine and incorporate it into Russia.

As a further condition, Putin began to remind Biden of his promise regarding China and Taiwan. On the word “Taiwan” Biden interrupted him excitedly:

“I love Tai-wons! Along with Wonton soup and Bonbons! I like those Ho Hos too. Jill said I can have some Ho Hos after dinner tonight if I keep the bathroom clean.”

Many Americans are not aware that after the Putin call, a nurse came into the room. After verifying that all audio and video had been closed down, she exited and soon returned with a tray. It was filled with toy tanks, airplanes, trucks, soldiers, battleships and other things.

The nurse said, “It’s time to exercise your duties as Commander-in-Chief, Mr. President, and then next on your schedule is your nap.”

Biden began arranging soldiers and armaments, then showed consternation. “Where are my rocket ships? Where are the rocket ships? We have a Space Force now, dammit! You forgot them one day last week, too! Nurse, if you can’t get this right, I’m going to have to assign this duty to the Vice President!”

“I’m sorry Mr. President. I’ll get the rocket ships - I’ll be right back. And don’t forget, tomorrow is dinosaur day.”

She paused at the door. “Before you ask, I remembered to take the really scary one out of the group, so we’ve got that all handled.”

Biden: “The scary one?” He looked befuddled.

Nurse: “You know, the fat squatty one. It had scales and a horn on its nose. The fat, ugly, scaly, squatty one.”

Biden: “I don’t remember it.”

Nurse, dropping to a conspiratorial whisper: “You know, Mr. President. The one you said reminded you of Hillary.”

“Oh! That one!” Biden’s eyes grew wide. “Don’t tell her I said that!! You promised!! You promised she won’t find out! Did you take that dinosaur out of my collection? Did you remember!?”

“There, there, Mr. President. She won’t find out. And the scary dinosaur is gone.” The nurse patted his hand, soothing him.

“She’ll never know…”

Biden: “Who?”

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NP: The Temptations: Ball of Confusion

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David Scott Strain is a U.S. Army veteran and a retired Fortune500 I.T. executive.  He is also the author of the novel The Grim Grind of Life:  A PI’s strange bounces through a surfeit of eateries, juke joints, and dark doorways.  Prior, he authored the MBA-text (UofW, UofMD, more than a dozen others) I.T. WARS: Managing the Business-Technology Weave in the New Millennium. Books and expanded bio are available on Amazon.