WORRIES ABOUT "LIKEABLE," "HONEST," "BLUE-COLLAR" JOE'S ABILITY TO SERVE - and questions regarding 2024...

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[NOTE: As preface to this column, I’d like to say that I am in receipt of a very, very, very rare childhood photo of Joe Biden. This is so rare, and so early, that it pre-dates Joe’s braces and fix to his significant overbite. It is interesting, for sure. Thanks to the provider for this rare pic! It is at the end of the column]

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We all know how lucky we are to have a President such as Joe Biden. His straight-talk, his humor, his energy, and his deep, deep care for American “democracy” are unmatched. Unparalleled. (LOL - my autocorrect initially spelled the aforementioned as “unparoled”).

His uncanny ability to pick the best and brightest amongst the LGBTQI2WTF+ community, as well as the most radical anti-American folks the Dems can offer, whether Black, White, Hispanic, or any other of the Dem roulette of identity politics, is building the queerest and most radical cabinet and bureaucracy in our nation’s history; irrespective of merit, qualification, and ethics - and I’m told that that must be a good thing! DIE! (Diversity; Inclusion; Equity) must be served if we are to survive as a nation. DIE! to the exclusion all that is recognizable in serving simple American ideals.

Only Joe has the courage, as far as chief executives go, to build this teetering rot as plug-in to the totalitarian NWO.

His handling of China’s trespass into all things formerly American (a Chinese police force in NYC; their purchase of USA farmland; their encroachment of TikTok’s spying; their flood of fentanyl as the new, preferred, street drug…) and his Ukraine-assist in propping sovereignty overseas while dismantling our own - and getting away with it - is, in a word, masterful. His (and the cabal’s) destruction of our economy, our supply chain, our military/military readiness, our educational system, our youth, our media, our medical establishment, and on and on… well, as Joe himself might say: In one word, “Amazingly masterful!”

However, there are mounting concerns regarding Joe’s physical and mental health. I’m here today to tell all: Not to worry!

We know all about Joe Biden’s occasioned, rare, distantly-spaced, verbal gaffes, lies, slurring, physical stumbles, frequent naps, and vacations as he seems to be aging into incoherence and confusions about places and spaces.

Again, no worries: I want to assure my readers, and the public in general, that he will be ok for 2024. I know all here will breath a huge sigh of relief upon this news:

Biden’s work and addresses to the nation will be outfitted and augmented with various state-of-the-art things. He will forewith have 42" diagonal teleprompters with 30-point font, an expanded backstage cabal on the strings, thicker diapers, and they're already tuning his Alzheimer's/Adderall/Speed brew for increased clarity of thinking, reduced schlurring of speech(es), and faster "thinking on his feet" in the manufacture of lies. (One in the hopper is that Joe was the ghostwriter of the '64 Civil Rights Act and is the mover and shaker for all DIE initiatives nationwide - a sure bell-ringer for young Dems/activists/radicals and ruined youth).

I've also heard, for those familiar with "human enhancement," that Joe is being outfitted with a prototype exoskeleton for his legs that will remove his "old man shuffle." These exist now, but the new assists for the legs are now thin enough and strong enough that they are hidden inside of normal pants. The user's movements are sensed and amplified with powered-assist, presenting a normal gait.

I am also aware of other “assists” and insurances for Joe’s “fitness” - ha ha - but if I divulged them, I’d likely have to “remove” some people. Either that, or borrow a team or two from the Clintons and the Bidens themselves. Or maybe I’d be removed! Ha ha ha (I think). Meantime:

You go Joe!!

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The childhood pic of which I spoke:

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I am a U.S. Army veteran (HQ, 500th Military Intelligence Brigade [Japan]; 1st Personnel Command [1st PERSCOM, Europe]; Office of the Deputy Chief of Staff for Operations and Plans [ODCSOPS, Pentagon], more) and a retired Fortune500 I.T. executive (Young & Rubicam, Inc., DC-NY; Burson-Marsteller, LLC, DC-NY, more) as well as employment at major non-profits (Nat’l. Food Processors Assoc., N. VA [now GMA]; Water Environment Federation, N. VA, more); as well as Top Secret contract work for clients. I have passed four FBI background checks, the most recent in June of 2022. I am also the author of the novel THE GRIM GRIND OF LIFE:  A PI’s strange bounces through a surfeit of eateries, juke joints, and dark doorways.  Prior, I authored the MBA-text I.T. WARS: Managing the Business-Technology Weave in the New Millennium (UofW, UofMD, more than a dozen others). The latter book’s last chapter discusses energy and U.S. grid vulnerabilities, and remains a leading-voice in those realms. Books and expanded bio are available on Amazon.

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